There’s a nonzero chance American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken is murdering his political rivals.
Okay, that might be an exaggeration.
Or it might be the biggest understatement anyone’s ever made. (It’s not).
Here are the facts: Clay Aiken was declared the winner of a deadlocked Democratic congressional primary in North Carolina’s second district despite having a lead of less than 400 votes because his chief rival, Keith Crisco died suddenly in his home.