If You Could Have Anything Thing Signed By Anyone, What Thing/Person Combo Would You Chose?

Like, What If Someone Had Signed This!?!?!?!?

Like, What If Someone Had Signed This!?!?!?!? I’d Be Rich

Inspired by the news that some guy bought a copy of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s Strength To Love that featured his signature on the inside cover, I thought it would be time to consider what would be the best place to find an autograph. (I should also note that this came from Reddit, so there’s like a 94% chance of it being a hoax of some kind–even the hoaxes are hoaxes over there.)

  • I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, signed by Susan B. Anthony
  • Picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X meeting, signed by Tupac and Biggie Smalls
  • Eat, Pray Love, signed by Charles Manson
  • Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress, signed by Hillary Clinton
  • Girls Season 1 DVD, signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  • Tim Tebow jersey, signed by George R.R. Martin
  • A bag (pouch?) of Kraft Crumbles, signed by that dude from EMF
  • America, signed by Buster Posey
  • Crate filled with KFC Double Downs, signed by Michelle Obama
  • Original copy of the Constitution, signed by King George III
  • The bullet he shot that dude with, signed by Dick Cheney
  • Shit My Dad Says, autographed by William Shakespeare
  • Barack Obama birth certificate signed by Donald Trump
  • Microsoft Zune, signed by Steve Jobs
  • Tax rebate check, signed by Ayn Rand
  • Pack of Pokémon cards, signed by Herman Cain
  • An indulgence, signed by Pope Urban II

Anyway, the correct answer is probably a trillion dollar bill signed by God because that would prove the existence of God and then you’d have a trillion dollars.

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2 thoughts on “If You Could Have Anything Thing Signed By Anyone, What Thing/Person Combo Would You Chose?

  1. vcal says:

    the new book signed and written by HILLARY CLINTON!!!!

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