Trendwatch ’11

Not having Facebook is the new not having TV.

Not having the internet is the new not having Facebook.

Not having a computer is the new not having the internet.

Not having electricity is the new not having internet.

Not having a roof is the new not having electricity.

Living out of your car is the new not having a roof.

Part-time employment is the new living out of your car.

Unemployment is the new part-time employment.

Laziness is the new unemployment.

Eating poorly is the new eating well.

Son is the new Sanford.

Being intentionally lame is the new trendy.

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One thought on “Trendwatch ’11

  1. kita says:

    This is the new funny.

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