Rod Blagojevich to Adopt Puppy Likely to be Dead Before He is Free and Other News

I know, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, I was disappointed in my effort on this one too

Like the headline says:

As former governor Rod Blagojevich prepares to begin a 14-year federal prison sentence, he welcomed a new addition to his family Friday night: an 8-week-old Malti-poo puppy.

Adele won 2011.

Some people studied honey bees and discovered something or other about “waggle dances” and “head butts.”

Jennifer Aniston is the hottest woman of all-time, according to morons who know nothing about anything (i.e. Men’s Health Magazine).

All of the Portland Trail Blazers are (maybe) retiring. Everyone else in the NBA is being traded.

Some guy mostly hates Love Actually. For unrelated, probably unhelpful context, here’s something Tony Blair once for realsies said:

I know there’s a bit of us that would like me to do a Hugh Grant in Love Actually and tell America where to get off. But the difference between a good film and real life is that in real life there’s the next day, the next year, the next lifetime to contemplate the ruinous consequences of easy applause.

If you’re looking for something a little longer, this thing about the Horse Whisperer guy’s mushroom poisoning is pretty interesting and weird.

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One thought on “Rod Blagojevich to Adopt Puppy Likely to be Dead Before He is Free and Other News

  1. Dion says:

    Really liked what you had to say in your post, Rod Blagojevich to Adopt Puppy Likely to be Dead Before He is Free and Other News | Better Than Voodoo, thanks for the good read!
    — Dion

    http://www.terrazoa.com

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