So, Celebrity Rehab, I think we all can agree, is one of the greatest television programs in the televised history of television. I needed to use some version of the word “television” three times because it’s just that magnificent. Its impact is truly unquantifiable. And now it’s gone. Tragic news, however, for those seeking to get a little more knowledge about what last season’s contestants are up to, I’m your guy.
Running for town council as a Republican. He’s back on drugs, and if you type “Steven Adler” into google, the third suggestion is “Steven Adler died.”
Is scheduled to box the Octo-Mom, for the FilmOn Charitable Trust, which I’m not sure exists. Her husband, Lou the Wedding Photographer, will be fighting Joey Buttafuoco.
Is not dating Bai Ling, but is enjoying the World Series and giving sensible advice to baseball teams looking for free agents.
Taking shots at Shannen Doherty via Twitter. But really, nothing.