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Are There Taco Bells in Mexico?

Map of Tony Roma's Locations Worldwide

The topic of today’s investigation: national pride. Specifically: does your country allow a crappy Americanized version of your food to be sold within its own borders? If so, then your country has no pride whatever.

The above picture, you may note, does not have Italy highlighted. You know why? Because Italians don’t want any Tony Roma’s. Tony Roma’s–whose motto is “Famous for Ribs”–has a location in Saudi Arabia, where, generally speaking, pork isn’t such a big product, but none in Italy. Because Italy does not want Tony Roma’s. They have actual Italian food.

In addition, there are not only no Olive Gardens in Italy, there aren’t any in the whole of Europe. But of course, Italy is not the only country to have its food bastardized in America.

Here’s a mostly complete list of countries that have managed to keep American chains out of their borders.

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How to Make the Most of 11/11/11

Apparently Egypt has closed (will close? Time zones are confusing!) the Great Pyramid to avoid weird 11/11/11 rituals. Will it work or will a team of explorers discover Hamunaptra, discover the Book of Amun-Ra and accidentally revive Imhotep? Time will tell, but let’s hope for the former.

Anyway, if this changes your plans for 11/11/11 (at 11:11:11 AM and/or PM!) here are a few other pointless things you can do if you’re insisting on doing a pointless thing because the idea of seeing the same number a bunch of times really drives you into a tizzy.
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